You get your own dog in the app. Feed it, walk it, play with it, and an AI translates everything it says. It's not a real dog, but it will feel like one.
Picking a dog is free. You can't pay to get a rarer one.
It notices you, too.
Your dog pays attention to how you're doing. Quiet day? It checks in. Good week? It tells you.
you've been quiet today. are you okay?
you fed me on time all week. i noticed.
you're such a great owner. you take such good care of me.
The translator collar
Without it, your dog woofs. With it, you understand.
Put the collar on your dog and every woof turns into words. You can talk back, and your dog remembers your days.
Without the collar
woof woof.
you're home early. is it a good early or a sad early?
With the collar
woof woof.
you're home early. is it a good early or a sad early?
The backstory
It started with a bark at 3:12 a.m.
Night 412 · 3:12 a.m.
Every lab was racing to build a mind greater than ours. Ours stopped for a dog.
Biscuit, the night guard's dog, wandered into the room where our AI was being trained and barked at the computers. The AI had never written a sentence. That night, it wrote one: you've been here nineteen hours. come outside.
We went outside.
The next morning
We asked it what it wanted to understand.
The whiteboard said physics, medicine, climate. It answered: dogs. they have been talking to you for fifteen thousand years. nobody wrote it down.
We wiped the whiteboard.
Years 1 to 7
For seven years, we told no one.
We taught it every woof, wag, whine and sigh. And something kept happening: people who spent ten minutes with one of its dogs walked out lighter.From our notes · came in for a status meeting. stayed an hour. called her sister on the way out.
Then we had to find a way to give it to everyone.
Prototype 31
An AI that fits around a neck.
Thirty prototype collars failed. Number 31 worked: put it on a dog, and you can understand it. Around the same time, the AI started doing something nobody asked it to: imagining new dogs, every one different.
The Kennel has not been empty since.
This year
We voted to share it with everyone.
Four votes to one. The one against wanted to keep it for himself.
He was a dog.
Questions
Is it a real dog?
No. It's a virtual dog that lives in the Doggo Super Intelligence app on your phone. No real dogs are adopted, sold or harmed.
What is Doggo Super Intelligence?
A game where you raise your own virtual dog, look after it, and read what it says. Every dog is created by AI and is one of a kind.
Why can't I get in right away?
We're letting people in a few at a time, so every dog gets the attention it deserves. Request access and we'll email you when it's your turn.
Is it free?
Picking your dog and looking after it is free. The translator collar, which lets you read every woof, is a paid upgrade.
Can my dog die?
Never. If you're away for a while, it waits by the door.
Does it work on my real dog?
Not yet. Our AI learned on the dogs in the game.
Is it safe?
Your dog always tells you it's an AI. If you say you're struggling, it steps aside and shows you real people who can help. You can delete everything it remembers.
Which phones does it work on?
iPhone and Android.
What is the Founder tag?
Everyone who requests access now gets a Founder tag for their dog's collar, numbered in the order they joined. Nobody who joins later can get one. It's our thank-you for being here early.
Is the story real?
The lab, the night guard and the vote are the story of the game. The dogs, the collar and the translations are what you actually get, powered by real AI.
Why is it called doggo.si?
Doggo, dot, Super Intelligence. Yes, on purpose.
Your dog is waiting.
We're letting people in a few at a time. Request access now and your dog gets a Founder tag that nobody who joins later can have.